We got a tree! 
Isn't it pretty? Still needs a tree skirt and a few more trimmings, but it's getting there. Click the image for a larger version.
And now for a funny and really dirty quote I heard on the Friar's Club Roast of Chevy Chase:
"The only time Chevy's got a funny bone in his body is when I f*?k him in the a%&."
- Richard Belzer