Fear not, my babies. Tocci has not abandoned you. I've been pouring myself day and night into the creation of the latest and greatest flash portal on the Internet. Introducing FunnyFlash.com! I've got a lot to say so bear with me and try to keep up.
FunnyFlash is the latest portal in the Kizash Network, my now flourishing web business. Like frontsteps.com, its sister portal, funnyflash is pop-up free and loaded with entertaining content. The difference is that funnyflash will only include humorous flash and games. Furthermore it also includes links to funny flash creations around the web.
Tocci Reminisces: Remember when soda bottles came with "flower pots" on their bottoms?
A Joke by Tocci: Why is chapstick so much cooler than lipstick? Because it's the BALM!
(Yeah I know. It makes you groan at first, but give it a few seconds to sink in and you can't help but giggle. Maybe it's all in the delivery...)
Time out. I need to vent. I am so sick of spam that insinuates that my schlong doesn't work. Every day I get countless emails for viagra and cialis. Does anyone actually buy this stuff from these spammers? Oh and how about the ones that say, "we'll send your business to 20 million people". Well guess who's on the list?
As I predicted, both heavyweight titles changed hands at WrestleMania last weekend. The results are up on WrestlingOracle as always. Kurt Angle and Shawn Michaels put on one of the best matches I have ever had the pleasure of watching.
In other news, my mother recently was up for a visit. She brought her cat and her Siamese fighting fish. Add my cat to the mix and it was like Wild Kingdom up in here. The two cats never actually fought, but they definitely seemed to get in each other's way. There was a healthy amount of hissing and a whole lot of staring contests. It was cute though, when they'd end up close to each other long enough to forget the other was near by.
Last weekend, Chris, Jenny, and I went to the New York Auto Show. It wasn't much different than last year, but so as not to break my streak I put some photos in the photo gallery. It doesn't seem worthwhile to go every year. We still had a good time though, and stopped for this photo at a Dodge promotional photo spot.
If you don't have the new Jack Johnson CD, I highly recommend it. The music is mellow and happy and just makes you want to sing along. It's the kind of CD that you can just hit play and listen to the whole thing all the way through.
The long awaited return of the links:
- Bush Loves the Baldies
- Looking for a creative way to get a job? This guy put his CV online in flash form and wound up with a fan club. I love it.
- Matisyahu on Kimmel. Sometimes things are not what they seem. You won't believe your eyes.
- For when the Hummer just isn't enough truck for you, there's this thing. Thanks, Rob.
- Can't decide between yahoo and google? Why not get sued by both at the same time?
- I posted links to that island construction project, The Palm, a while back. Now there's The World. Some people have too much money. Check out the photos and get more information on the official site. Thanks, Tige.