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Johnnie Cochran pleads his final case in front of the pearly gates.
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Characters - Johnnie Cochran, God
| God: | Johnnie |
|---|---|
| Johnnie: | What was that? |
| God: | Johnnie |
| Johnnie: | Huh? |
| God: | Johnnie Cochran! |
| Johnnie: | Jesus Christ! |
| God: | Well, no. It's God. But close enough. You have crossed over to the other side. Prepare to face your final judgment. |
| Johnnie: | Judged? Oh good. I do well with judges. |
| God: | You have done good in your life, but you have also done evil. You enabled murderers to go free, pedophiles to molest again, criminals to return to crime... |
| Johnnie: | Whachu talkin' bout, Willis? |
| God: | Yes, Todd Bridges too. What have you to say for yourself? |
| Johnnie: | I was one HELL of a lawyer, wasn't I? |
| God: | It is ironic that you should mention that place. In light of the evidence, you will spend the rest of eternity in the fiery depths of... |
| Johnnie: | Your Honor I object! |
| God: | God. |
| Johnnie: | Pardon? |
| God: | Call me "God", not "Your Honor". You can go with "Lord" if you're more comfortable with that. |
| Johnnie: | Lord, I object. |
| God: | On what grounds? |
| Johnnie: | On holy grounds, of course. I will stand here until I am admitted into heaven. If I do not sit, you must admit. |
| God: | Are you serious? |
| Johnnie: | Serious, but not delirious. I will plead until I can proceed. I will procrastinate until I can pass the gate. I will contend until I can ascend. Can I get an Amen? |
| God: | Amen. |
| Johnnie: | Can I get a "Praise the Lord"? |
| God: | Praise me. |
| Johnnie: | Can I get into heaven? |
| God: | Well... I suppose. |
| Johnnie: | Thank you your mercifulness. |
| God: | Wow. He's IS good. |
