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The animation that started it all. Saddam Hussein has many body doubles, but the U.S. was only interested in the Real Hussein. Watch him rap in a parody of Eminem's "The Real Slim Shady".

Lyrics

May I have your attention please?
Infidels,
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Hussein please stand up?
I repeat. Will the real Hussein please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...

Y'all act like you've never seen a dictator before
Jaws all on the floor like Hitler and Stalin just walked in the door
I started terrorizing years before the first gulf war,
Now I plan to even the score

I've got so many body doubles. It's true. No kidding.
I don't go to the streets. They all do my bidding.
And Chemical Ali said... Nothing you idiots Chem Ali's dead
I'll find a replacement

Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose,
But it's no worse than what's going on in the U.S. war room.
Sometimes I wanna go on Al Jazeera and let loose, but can't
But it's OK for the U.S. to destroy my statues.

Osama's down with this. Osama's down with that.
And if he's lucky he might get weapons from Iraq.
And that's the reason why my regime got attacked.
If I react with chemicals, I'll surely get jacked!

Of course you're gonna bomb me and my forces
By the time you fly warplanes
I'll be in Tikrit sippin' on champagne.
And when you miss me, please don't start to complain.
You've got so many soldiers tearing up my terrain.

I'm like a cockroach cuz you can't kill me.
The guy you're bombing now isn't the real me.
My information minister goes on TV
So he can say I wasn't found in the debris.

And there's a million of us just like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk, oppress like me
Mustache like me, a big piece of trash like me
And just might be a piece of sh*t, but not quite me!

I'm Saddam. Yes, I'm the real Saddam.
And you other Saddams can all kiss my bottom.
So won't the real Hussein please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?

I'm Saddam. Yes, I'm the real Saddam.
And you other Saddams can all kiss my bottom.
So won't the real Hussein please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?

Check me while I babylon.
Pump up the bass, Qusay.
I'm bad.
No I mean it. I'm really bad. I could have you killed.

[gunfire]

[record scratch]

GOT EM!

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