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Obama and McCain sing for your votes in this satire of the 2008 Presidential Election.

Lyrics

Cast - Obama, McCain, Palin, Biden

INTRO
Obama: Vote for me because this country needs some change
I know I may not look the part, and my name is strange
I may not win the votes of the Ku Klux Klan
But if anyone can sway them, then Obama can
McCain: Vote for me because I’ve got experience
As a former POW I’ll rise to our defense.
By comparison my speeches may seem dull and dry.
But I’ve served my country for a long, long, long time.
CHORUS
Obama: He’s too old and out of touch so vote for me.
McCain: He’s too bold and talks too much so vote for me.
Obama: Yes we can achieve success.
McCain: Come ride the straight talk express.
Both: Vote for me. Vote for me. Vote for me!
MUSICAL INTERLUDE (spoken)
Obama: And Joe Biden.
McCain: And Hil… I mean Sarah Palin.
Obama: Who?
Palin: You can see Russia from my house!
Obama: Is she kidding?
McCain: Bring it on, bean pole.
VERSE
Obama: Vote for me and I will bring healthcare relief.
McCain: Vote for me to be your commander in chief.
Obama: You don’t support the middle class
McCain: You don’t know warheads from your ass
Both: Vote for me. Vote for me. Vote for me!
VERSE
McCain: Vote for me and we can drill, baby, drill
Obama: Vote for me so Mother Nature doesn’t get stuck with the bill
I will make this country green
McCain: He’ll make expensive gasoline.
Both: Vote for me. Vote for me. Vote for me!
CHORUS
McCain: I’m a maverick and I’m brave so vote for me.
Obama: He’s got one foot in the grave so vote for me.
McCain: I chose a MILF as my VP
Biden: If grandpa dies, she’ll run the country!
Both: Vote for me. Vote for me. Vote for me!
MUSICAL INTERLUDE (spoken)
McCain: Hey Christian right, did I mention I’m pro life?
Obama: Yes, but I’ve never committed adultery.
McCain: I’m 50% less black.
Obama: How many homes do you own again? Mmm hmm.
OUTRO
McCain: Vote for me and we can stabilize Iraq.
Obama: Vote for me. Let’s end this pointless war and bring our soldiers back.
Both: We’ll win back the world’s respect. You just wait and see!
Vote for me. Vote for me. Vote for me! Cha!