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Obama and McCain sing for your votes in this satire of the 2008 Presidential Election.
Lyrics
Cast - Obama, McCain, Palin, Biden
| INTRO | |
|---|---|
| Obama: |
Vote for me because this country needs some change I know I may not look the part, and my name is strange I may not win the votes of the Ku Klux Klan But if anyone can sway them, then Obama can |
| McCain: |
Vote for me because I’ve got experience As a former POW I’ll rise to our defense. By comparison my speeches may seem dull and dry. But I’ve served my country for a long, long, long time. |
| CHORUS | |
| Obama: | He’s too old and out of touch so vote for me. |
| McCain: | He’s too bold and talks too much so vote for me. |
| Obama: | Yes we can achieve success. |
| McCain: | Come ride the straight talk express. |
| Both: | Vote for me. Vote for me. Vote for me! |
| MUSICAL INTERLUDE (spoken) | |
| Obama: | And Joe Biden. |
| McCain: | And Hil… I mean Sarah Palin. |
| Obama: | Who? |
| Palin: | You can see Russia from my house! |
| Obama: | Is she kidding? |
| McCain: | Bring it on, bean pole. |
| VERSE | |
| Obama: | Vote for me and I will bring healthcare relief. |
| McCain: | Vote for me to be your commander in chief. |
| Obama: | You don’t support the middle class |
| McCain: | You don’t know warheads from your ass |
| Both: | Vote for me. Vote for me. Vote for me! |
| VERSE | |
| McCain: | Vote for me and we can drill, baby, drill |
| Obama: |
Vote for me so Mother Nature doesn’t get stuck with the bill I will make this country green |
| McCain: | He’ll make expensive gasoline. |
| Both: | Vote for me. Vote for me. Vote for me! |
| CHORUS | |
| McCain: | I’m a maverick and I’m brave so vote for me. |
| Obama: | He’s got one foot in the grave so vote for me. |
| McCain: | I chose a MILF as my VP |
| Biden: | If grandpa dies, she’ll run the country! |
| Both: | Vote for me. Vote for me. Vote for me! |
| MUSICAL INTERLUDE (spoken) | |
| McCain: | Hey Christian right, did I mention I’m pro life? |
| Obama: | Yes, but I’ve never committed adultery. |
| McCain: | I’m 50% less black. |
| Obama: | How many homes do you own again? Mmm hmm. |
| OUTRO | |
| McCain: | Vote for me and we can stabilize Iraq. |
| Obama: | Vote for me. Let’s end this pointless war and bring our soldiers back. |
| Both: |
We’ll win back the world’s respect. You just wait and see! Vote for me. Vote for me. Vote for me! Cha! |
