Tocci's Polls

Facebook: good or evil?

Do you refer to any of your parents' friends as your Uncle or Aunt?

Do you eat your pizza crust?

Should Tiger's wife forgive him for his "transgressions" and give him another chance?

Do you know the names of the two Senators from your state?

Do you recycle at home?

Can you swim?

What time do you typically go to sleep?

When donating money to charity, which is more admirable?

What's your favorite season?

How many countries have you been to?

Are you superstitious?

Billiards (pool) or Table Tennis (ping pong)?

Sudoku or Crossword Puzzles?

Which makes a better blog?

Would you rather be a jobless, starving actor or star as the afflicted guy in a herpes medication commercial?

Apples or Oranges?

How do you like your job?

Which is more annoying? People who type in all caps or people who use too many exclamation points?

Should marijuana be legalized?

Physically, are you in shape?

Without checking, do you know how much money you have on you right now?

Peaches or Nectarines?

About how many days per week do you eat a home cooked dinner?

When you think of "wallpaper", do you think of a computer background or the stuff that covers walls?

What is the ideal number of children to have in a family?

Is there intelligent life elsewhere in the universe?

Cats or Dogs?

How's your memory?

How would you rate your own intelligence?

Coke or Pepsi?

Have you ever lost your sunglasses only to locate them on your own head?

Have you ever woken up with your arm so completely asleep that you mistook it for someone else's arm?

Do you like it when your clothing prominently displays its brand name?

Snow is a...

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?

Off the top of your head, to how many decimal places do you know the number pi?

The Simpsons or South Park?

Do you often pronounce the "t" when you say the word "often"?

Which technology giant do you trust more: Google or Microsoft?

Where do you get most of your music these days?

Has spam e-mail advertising ever gotten you to buy what it was selling?

Do you consider yourself to be more attractive than the average person?

If you could have one of the following super-powers, which would you choose?

Have you ever fallen for one of those "you're a winner" web ads?

Who would win in a battle, pirates or ninjas?

Which definition comes to mind when you hear the word "chicken"?

How often do you floss your teeth?

How should toilet paper unravel?

Which was the best villain from a 1980's cartoon action series?

Love or Money?

Who is your favorite Thundercat?

Which teeth do you usually start with when brushing?

Should gay marriage be legal?

Expired Polls

In a battle of the pitch men, who would win?

a b
a
77.42% - Billy Mays (oxy clean, kaboom, mighty putty)
b
22.58% - Vince (shamwow, slapchop)

Which is your favorite of Tocci's political song parodies? (click the choice to watch each one)

A B C D E
A
11.92% - The Real Hussein
B
10.95% - Iraq Without Me
C
47% - D.R.A.F.T.
D
22.16% - They're equally good
E
7.97% - They equally suck

Who is your favorite judge on American Idol?

A B C
A
13.22% - Randy Jackson
B
27.59% - Paula Abdul
C
59.2% - Simon Cowell

Michael Jackson is...

A B
A
71.76% - guilty
B
28.24% - innocent

Compared to 2003, 2004 was...

A B C D
A
23.75% - better
B
15% - worse
C
18.75% - about the same
D
42.5% - I'd tell you if I could remember that far back.

When do you do your holiday shopping?

A B C D E
A
9.8% - Months In Advance
B
25.49% - Weeks In Advance
C
19.61% - Days In Advance
D
15.69% - The Very Last Minute
E
29.41% - I Don't

Do you believe the candidate you like best will win the 2004 Presidential Election?

A B
A
35.53% - Yes
B
64.47% - No

So, which one is the bigger slut these days?

A B C
A
10.15% - Christina Aguilera
B
44.67% - Britney Spears
C
45.18% - They are equally slutty

The collect call spokesman I'd most like to kill is...

A B C D E F
A
9.91% - David Arquette
B
49.41% - Carrot Top
C
11.62% - Alf
D
7.4% - Mike Piazza
E
12.81% - Mr. T
F
8.85% - Ed O'Neill

Which is the most ridiculous event to be a part of the Summer Olympics?

A B C D E F
A
4.97% - Badminton
B
57.14% - Race Walking
C
15.53% - Trampoline
D
3.73% - Synchronized Diving
E
11.8% - Rhythmic Gymnastics
F
6.83% - Beach Volleyball