http://www.toccionline.com/creations/ Get a few laughs from topical flash animations and games created by Tocci. http://www.toccionline.com/images/creations/title.gif http://www.toccionline.com/creations/ en-us Copyright 2010 TocciOnline Tue, 16 Feb 2010 00:29:33 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/tigers_transgressions_back_9/ Mon, 01 Feb 2010 02:28:58 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/tigers_transgressions_back_9/ Nine more mistresses are putting Tiger Woods' reputation in jeopardy. It's up to you to keep them quiet. With faster hos, more obstacles, and variable wind, these hos aren't easy... to hit... Enjoy nine more hos of golf in the sequel to Tiger's Transgressions. ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/tigers_transgressions/ Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:46:14 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/tigers_transgressions/ Nine ho's of golfing fun. Help Tiger keep his extramarital affairs out of the news. Knock each mistress out with a well timed drive before she reaches the news van. ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/arnolds_budget_warfare/ Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:34:33 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/arnolds_budget_warfare/ The Governator is taking on California's budget crisis in his own special way... utter destruction. Help Arnold destroy invoices before they deplete the California budget. ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/double_bird_strike/ Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:00:00 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/double_bird_strike/ The amazing survival story of Flight 1549 at your fingertips. Pilot the Airbus A320, avoid the geese, and land the plane safely. Be a hero! ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/bushs_shoe_dodge/ Thu, 18 Dec 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/bushs_shoe_dodge/ Dodge the flying shoes! The better you do, the faster they'll come. It's actually fun to lose in this recreation of the Iraqi shoe throwing incident. ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/hunting_with_palin/ Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/hunting_with_palin/ Rustle up some moose burgers and caribou steaks while keeping the wolf population under control. And don't forget to defend Alaska's narrow maritime border with Russia from Russian military craft. ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/vote_for_me/ Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:00:00 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/vote_for_me/ Obama and McCain sing for your votes in this satire of the 2008 Presidential Election. ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/the_north_pole_is_melting/ Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/the_north_pole_is_melting/ Global warming is threatening the North Pole and the planet. Santa's elf is in despair and sings a little Christmas song about it. ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/britney_wigged_out/ Mon, 26 Feb 2007 00:00:00 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/britney_wigged_out/ My first flash game ever! Britney lost her mind and shaved her head. It's up to you to skillfully put her hair back. ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/going_broke_on_gasoline/ Tue, 20 Jun 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/going_broke_on_gasoline/ When gas prices are on the rise, most of us could use a laugh. This follow-up to "I Can't Afford My Gasoline" could do the trick. ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/the_red_carpet/ Thu, 23 Feb 2006 00:00:00 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/the_red_carpet/ Had enough of award shows and celebrity culture taking over your TV? Laugh it off with this musical jab at Hollywood. ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/everybody_hates_saddam/ Tue, 08 Nov 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/everybody_hates_saddam/ For or against the war, at least we all agreed that Saddam was a giant douche. Watch Hussein rap one last time while on trial in Iraq. ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/i_cant_afford_my_gasoline/ Tue, 02 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/i_cant_afford_my_gasoline/ In the summer of 2005, gas prices were once again reaching new highs. This satire takes a humorous look at how life would be different if we couldn't afford our gasoline. How 'bout those hybrid cars, eh? ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/the_curse_of_the_billy_goat/ Thu, 30 Jun 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/the_curse_of_the_billy_goat/ Part of a documentary about the Chicago Cubs, this animation tells the story of how the unluckiest team in baseball was cursed back in 1945. ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/preggers_the_life_of_britney_spears/ Sat, 07 May 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/preggers_the_life_of_britney_spears/ Hear Britney tell her life story through 2005 in this parody of her greatest hits. ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/the_final_judgment_of_johnnie_cochran/ Wed, 30 Mar 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/the_final_judgment_of_johnnie_cochran/ Johnnie Cochran pleads his final case in front of the pearly gates. ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/the_pontiff_marches_on/ Mon, 21 Mar 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/the_pontiff_marches_on/ Pope John Paul II seemed invicible when I roasted him a little in this tribute video to the tune of "Glory Glory Hallelujah". ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/i_never_copped_a_feel/ Fri, 04 Mar 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/i_never_copped_a_feel/ Michael Jackson was facing charges... again. Hear Jacko proclaim his innocence in this parody of "The Way You Make Me Feel". ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/draft/ Mon, 21 Feb 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/draft/ Drop and give me 20! George W. Bush comes up with a solution to the war in Iraq. Hear George W. Bush spit it to you in this parody of "P.I.M.P." by 50 Cent. ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/hollywood_idol/ Tue, 01 Feb 2005 00:00:00 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/hollywood_idol/ The judges from American Idol reevaluate our choice in celebrities. Starring Ashton Kutcher, Ashlee Simpson, and Tara Reid. ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/relatively_presidential/ Tue, 26 Oct 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/relatively_presidential/ Jay Leno has uncovered that Bush and Kerry are related to each other... and to Dracula! Yeesh. True story. Happy Halloween! ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/2004_presidential_debate/ Sat, 18 Sep 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/2004_presidential_debate/ See George W. Bush and John Kerry square off in a special debate in 2004. ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/iraq_without_me/ Tue, 15 Jun 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/iraq_without_me/ In the sequel to The Real Hussein, Saddam is back for more. This time, he's rapping to a parody of Eminem's "Without Me". Iraq will be so empty without him. ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/wheres_osama/ Tue, 15 Jun 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/wheres_osama/ A theory on how Osama Bin Laden has avoided U.S. capture. ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/nellys_english_teacher/ Tue, 15 Jun 2004 00:00:00 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/nellys_english_teacher/ Being an English teacher is hard enough. Imagine having the hip hop artist Nelly as a student. ]]> http://www.toccionline.com/creations/the_real_hussein/ Fri, 11 Apr 2003 00:00:00 EST http://www.toccionline.com/creations/the_real_hussein/ The animation that started it all. Saddam Hussein has many body doubles, but the U.S. was only interested in the Real Hussein. Watch him rap in a parody of Eminem's "The Real Slim Shady". ]]>